Monday, February 20, 2006

Where there's ganja smoke ...

Where there's ganja smoke, there's ganja fire apparently and sullied yellow liquid in a sample cup.

Stories circulating around the NFL are saying that talented but conflicted running back Ricky Williams has once again violated the league's drug policy.

This is his fourth strike and will mean a year's suspension. (Whatever happened to three strikes and you're out?)

The story was first reported in Colorado, an obvious connection since it's the Mile High State.
Then it was backed up by two more "sources".

Ricky, Ricky, Ricky ...

You should have stayed in yoga school, paid the money back to the Dolphins and gone on with your own wacky tobbacky lifestyle.

Now, it looks like the NFL's mystery man will have plenty of time to study his downward dog position and holistic healing methods.

1 Comments:

At 4:44 AM, Blogger Newscoma said...

Squirrelly, they (the big they) are saying that he didn't test positive for the mary-jane.
Soooo, what does this mean?
Steroids?????

 

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