Cheney Fudd

It appears our less-than-esteemed Vice President Dick Cheney has filled a lawyer cohort with bird shot while on a quail hunting jaunt in the Lone Star state of Texas.

Apparently Cheney's intelligence sources told the VP his hunting buddy was packing WMDs in his hip pocket.

The good news is the shooting victim will recover but will likely suffer PCHD
or commonly known as Post Cheney Hunting Disorder.

I can't read this story without hearing the refrain of Elmer Fudd's operatic "Kill the Wabbit" racing through my brain pan.