Cheney Fudd & the Magic Pellets

Calling all conspiracy theorists.

It appears some algebraic forensic work combined with a hunter's knowledge of bird shot is casting a CSI cloud of doubt on some of the details regarding Quickdraw McCheney and his recent lawyer hunting expedition.
The folks at Brainshrub have been busy concerning Cheney's "Magic Birdshot".

While we're at it let's bring a new twist to an old saying - "A bird in the hand is worth more than a shot in the face by a member of the Bush administration."

On a more serious note, let's all hope Esquire Whittington makes a full recovery.