Said the Spider to the Crack Dealer

"Will you walk into my parlor?" said the spider to the fly;" begins the old poem by Mary Howitt.
I found a video on YouTube that is a cautionary tale of another type.

But, dang it, I can't get this hysterical video embedded but I'm still jonesing to share it with you.

Nancy Reagan and I both DARE you to watch.

Found it courtesy of Fark.
It needs to be seen by everyone.