Snackety snark

I've done my pregame shopping.





Chips - check
Buttery popcorn - check
Beer - check
Beer nuts for the squirrels - check

To prepare for the mindlessness of watching the NFL playoffs, I'm partaking in a viewing of "Scream 3." Gets me out of that crazy thinkin' habit. Dulls the mind. By time for the first kickoff, I'll be completely numb from the neck up.

Now that's my kind of Saturday.

Or Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday for that matter.